Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl

A slang saying that means to defecate

"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006

take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex

After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.

by TST November 24, 2006

i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

by Spartana January 26, 2018

I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"

A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore

by Your local mini mexican October 17, 2021

life sucks take drugs

recommended motto for life.

Like when your friend dies you could say "life sucks take drugs"

by rumii January 10, 2018

nah ill take a pass

To decline an opportunity

Hey, want some milk? Nah ill take a pass

by Tv timeout November 20, 2017

Take a Quick Trip to Paris

A euphemism for masturbating according to people from people who live in towns on the Massachusetts-Rhode Island border.

I was alone at my apartment in New Bedford and feeling horny so I figured I would take a quick trip to Paris.

by Bostwick_ July 13, 2022