Russian Groundhog 

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole

Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week

Russian Groundhog by ROAD HOUSE September 2, 2016

russian mosquito 

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.

Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.

russian mosquito by kat-geo May 26, 2016

russian dive 

A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea

I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again

russian dive by INVADERCHUCK May 24, 2016

Russian Forklift

When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass

Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.

Russian Forklift by Grand Slam June 13, 2016

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

Russian Love Match by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

Russian Gas Pump by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

Russian Butt-Touch 

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.

Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.

Russian Butt-Touch by Dengus69 August 3, 2016