Something you say when you fart that way anyone who understands it can either step away or hold their breath!
Purple
by Kingtoocan August 27, 2017
Get the Purplemug. A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
Get the I found a purple rock!mug. by pseudonympseudonympseudonymama August 12, 2021
Get the I purple youmug. What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.
Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"
Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
by TheGlazerizer3000 October 21, 2023
Get the it's turning purplemug. A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.
-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 4, 2021
Get the purple hassemug. 
by Courtney Aranyos April 6, 2017
Get the Royal Purplemug.