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Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.
I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.
by Gzgorditacrunch March 10, 2022
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lean pump cycle

OMFG he used lean pump cycle
by anonymous April 1, 2022
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The Pump

The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is, the pump.
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!
by aurod April 16, 2022
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Double pump

When you accidentally cum without protection, but you do it again right after because the risk is the same as a one pump.
John, I gave her the double pump. I'll name the kid after you.
by Yaomman September 8, 2022
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Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.
“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”
by Solvalou October 26, 2022
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Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of -400.
Lil Pump, what's 5 plus 5?
70 ni--a!

INCORRECT!
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
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Lil Pump

A random teenager with the same haircut as 6ix9ine screaming about lean and Gucci
Lil Pump: Gucci gang, Gucci gang, my lean costs more than your rent
by evillittlec0ckroach January 16, 2023
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