mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.

by DefiniteIyNotoveredInShit September 23, 2021

Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

monster

A child. A person or thing that is excessive in its nature usually in reference to its size or appearance. One who deviates in their social behaviour, who is compulsive or maniacal. An abomination of nature or a mutation there of, a freak. A creature that is distorted, dangerous and that corrupts. A psychopath, criminally insane, a killer. One with bad intentions with full malice aforethought. Having no sense of morality or boundaries Cruel without reason. An entity that promotes chaos, death and spiritual decay. Aberrations not of this world. A white person. A fiend.

Damn your girlfriend is such a slut, she can't get enough, she's a monster of cock.

by clemrico January 23, 2022

Monster tits

Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.

Samantha have some monster tits.

by LinkxPeach June 15, 2025

Evil Rape Monster

The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”

Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad

by John71608 July 12, 2025

Monster Burp

A burp so monstrous, so terrifying, so unbelievably loud and scary you may shit yourself once it is heard.

Guy 1: Bro make a Monster Burp!
Guy 2: Alright-auuuAAAUAUAUAAU!
Guy 3: Holy fuck, was that sasquatch?

by Dan the Frying Pan November 2, 2022

monster

1#: a monster, the real one, usually the disgusting or scary figure that lie under your bed
2#: often, a ruthless, evil person, individual with superior intellegent, poweress or inhuman manipulation that kill people without hesitation, remorse or can easily charm others and get them into doing bad deeds for them
3#: name of a drink made by Hansen Natural

omg johan lieburt is literally a monster , he set other in motion and watch them killing each other, such best villian lmao

by coolpseudonymhaha December 10, 2020