March 27th

National grab titties day

Boy:Yo it’s march 27th
Girl:Cop a feel

by Letsa goo March 24, 2023

March 2

March 2 is national make out day. you like it or not people are aloud to Make out with you

Hey bro wanna make out ?
Why?
It's march 2

by Momemamodmsj March 2, 2022

Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.

Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."

by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016

March 15th

DAVE DAY OBVIOUSLY ‼️‼️(The day dave Miller was seen back in the fnaf comic blueycapsusles )

guy 1: hey what’s today
Guy 2: it’s March 15th also known as DAVE DAY

by The_Lorax March 19, 2022

March 7th

National kiss a Nic day specifically a Nic who likes anime and gets no bitches. Usually supposed to be everyday but today is special. Regardless of Gender male, female, some bitches its the day to kiss a Nic. No excuses show the love because like mentioned before he gets no bitches and has no social skills leading to him being a loner who is deprived of affection.

"WHY DID YOU KISS HIM"
"Its Nic and its March 7th"
"Understandable have a great day"

by EternalSonder March 7, 2022

March 8

National kiss your gf dayy ❤️❤️

It doesn't matter if its on the cheek as long as you kiss her!

GUYSSS LOCK INNN
guys kiss your gf yk u want too and u cant lie ABtt thattttt
March 8

by my bfffff so fineeee March 5, 2025

Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025