jake wills

A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020

Jake Harvey

He loves Alexis Britton soo much and he is sexy shmexy mmm.

Jake Harvey: I’m so in love with my beautiful girlfriend 😍

by weeniemanloverboy March 9, 2021

Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock”

by Black male August 4, 2019

Panama Jake

A Guy who has good morals but the morals go out the window when he drinks.

A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.

Hey that guy is a true Panama Jake, he just showed me a trick making his dick into a hamburger.

by Corona ed June 20, 2022

Jake Noble

Jake Noble is the best kinda person and had a extremely large penis

That guy is deffo a Jake noble

by FTC STAND UP February 16, 2021

Jake

A man that attracts all the "Pick me girls" and always cheats on his gf.

Girl 1:You is that the hot Jake?
Girl 2:Ya he cheated on me.

by I had a seizure 5 minutes ago June 29, 2022

Jake

Iferg's Best Jr Helper

Do you know Jake?
Yeah ferg's best jr helper

by PrimalKiller December 24, 2021