Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.

"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."

by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024

Slut Fucker

The male version of a whore

Person: Jason’s fucked 6 girls this week he’s such a slut fucker

by anonymous March 13, 2022

fucker

you are a cunt

cunt fucker

by Craig1256 May 17, 2016

goofy mother fucker

when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal

man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!

by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022

Fuckered up

When something is so fucked up its fuckered up

I just finished building the wall, But it looks all fuckered up!

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019

fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.

My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard

by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023

fucker

a fucker is a nigga who always has sex

paul : how often do you have sex ?
gabriel : daily
paul : oh so you're a fucker

by Davo Sama August 5, 2020