fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart

man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me

by Greg October 23, 2004

Fart Fisting

The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.

Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.

"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"

Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!

by fartmongrel September 28, 2011

fart smock

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.

I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.

by Smerv May 17, 2014

justin fart

a retard. a product of one of britney spears abortions. his eyes are so far apart a blind man could shoot him in the forehead. thinks hes a rapper but hes really a faggot

Charlay: hey did you hear my diss agaisnt justin fart?

John: yeah you fuckin gassed that bitch

by realtalk12334 September 18, 2012

Fart stepping

The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.

George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.

by Crohn's cowboy May 21, 2013

sea fart

a fart which is caused by the sea, and has the stench of saltyness sea and farts

Bobo had a sea fart , he now smells like salty shit

by Jakc83851$ July 13, 2017

fart tenting

The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.

I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.

by Catch25 June 13, 2010