Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!

Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”

by You left me December 8, 2018

fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.

" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "

by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017

The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.

Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.

by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019

fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

Fake

Brianna Byrd,a girl that goes to lakeshore that goes from one guy to the next while being fake

Stop being such a Brianna Byrd...so fake

by trevy12 February 27, 2019

fake cheese

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap

I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!

by Skuttle larva March 8, 2019