Facebook Evidence

When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.

Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.

Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win

by akararules July 6, 2010

Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.

The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.

by invictus2823 April 30, 2011

Facebook haunting

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.

"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

Facebook Quality

When a picture looks so good you'll be adding it to your facebook profile for sure

Me: Let me see that picture you just took.
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway

by Jm57763 June 16, 2009

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Facebook Chat

The newest and most convienent replacement for standard instant messaging of the past.

Facebook Chat is an instant messaging client provided to users of the Facebook.com website. The service is only available while directly logged into the site; in addition, a user's "online friends" are determined on, not screen names (as many older clients have used previously), but rather the same friends he/she has on Facebook.com.

I just don't use AIM to talk to anyone anymore because Facebook Chat is so much more convenient.

by ziggyonice February 22, 2009

Facebook Orgasm

When an item in Facebook, particualarly the chat system. Goes nuts and does weird things.

While talking to someone on Facebook, the chat log froze up and then proceeded to shoot the same message onto the screen. Facebook Orgasm

by From UKY EDU September 16, 2009