SHITTY DRUNK

When you smoke and drink at the same time and are just at complete “chill.”

Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )

by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018

Juice drunk

When kids under 21 are drunk on water, sprite, juice, and non alcoholic drinks

Guy: YOOOOO Emmie is totally juice drunk
Girl: HEY!!! That is my 10 year old sister

by Relatable Kweeen February 9, 2019

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018

Faggot drunk

When a guy from work, usually named Will, gets so fucked up he starts to do weird faggot shit with his friends. Touch/grope cock ; occasional deepthroat

Hey everyone, you wanna get faggot drunk after work?

by DollaDollaBillsYalll May 26, 2018

Drunk Drawer

A drawer that looks like it was created, organized, and maintained by a person under the influence of alcohol. Similar to a "junk drawer" but much messier, useless, and impossible to find anything.

I mindlessly throw all of my useless shit into the drunk drawer to be lost forever and to never be used or seen again for any other purpose than eventually throwing in the trash years down the road.

by Gagz88 January 19, 2023

dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.

Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!

by swifty0282 January 28, 2023

sleep-drunk

When you feel silly when you’re really tired.

“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”

by littelmittleshittle February 4, 2023