Case of the Cold Pecker

“Case of the cold pecker” is usually a joking/slang way of saying someone suddenly got nervous, lost confidence, or backed out of something — kind of like saying they got “cold feet.”

Jake: “You were gonna ask her to prom yesterday, what happened?”

Mike: “Man… I got a case of the cold pecker and bailed at the last second.”

Case of the Cold Pecker by Superior Court May 13, 2026

coz your hot and your cold 

Coz your yes and your no
Your in and your out
And your
Shoto Todoroki the edgy bitch

Coz your hot and your cold got dammit

coz your hot and your cold by BakugoFuckingKatsuki July 11, 2021

opening up a boy with the cold ones 

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.

“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”

“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.

opening up a boy with the cold ones by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022

permanent affects of men taking cold showers 

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

permanent affects of men taking cold showers by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Asking if the sun is cold 

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

Asking if the sun is cold by Scharey! December 7, 2024

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coldmirror

German chick made of pure randomness. She became popular via Youtube, especially because of a considerable amount of Harry-Potter-Synchro's. Since creating her account in October 2006, she got over 100.000 subs and uploaded about 100 videos.

Her clips are so well known, people tend to quote them in random situations.

Dude 1: "Damn, i fucked up the last exam..."
Dude 2: "The reason: Violent Video Games!"
Dude 1: "I ate fish with a shoe... again!!"
Dude 2: "woohoo coldmirror!"

coldmirror by mata-hairy November 8, 2009