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christian

christian is the sexiest man ever lived and i known for his huge penis
i wish i could be like christian.
by big syryoyo penis September 10, 2019
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Christian Girl Fall

The next season after hot girl summer. It is a season full of pumpkin spice lattes and leaves changing colors. Beautiful time of year, especially in the Northeast.
Aww man, It’s too cold to wear a bikini. Hot girl summer is over. Let’s get ready for Christian Girl Fall!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 31, 2019
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Christian Young

The best boyfriend in all of existence that loves music and has the best singing voice. You’ll love him to death and never leave him and he’ll never leave you in return. The sweetest guy ever who always makes sure you’re okay and will sit and listen and look up options to help you when he doesn’t know, he’s a clingy guy but not like golden retriever clingy.. I lied he’s the dog that’ll piss on the floor the moment you get home out of happiness. He spams your phone to make sure you text him back and has the best smile.
“Is Christian Young your bf?”
“UH FUCK YEA
by The top tier gf July 2, 2025
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Christian

Biggest dick motherfucker alive. Is the funniest man alive. Pretends to love guys but in reality loves all people expect homos. Is a true G to rely on
Christian your dick is so big
by Alejandroloveschris April 18, 2023
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Christian Blue

by jonathanthemanman November 21, 2021
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Jubilee Christian Academy

Jubilee is a dumb school that makes students pay for extra stuff like paper and paint
It is a school that teaches dumb things like we pay school to teach but the teacher do not care if someone

Fails. It is a cracked and broken school never send kids here

Pls do not torture your kids with the trick question in test harder questions than the ones discussed
Jubilee Christian Academy defenition bad school
by Man person, January 16, 2023
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Fake Christians

Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
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