Cunt Diver

This is a male who has a large cock and can go deep into the pussy hole. Most men can't go this far since they have a little penis. Cunt Divers can make a women scream and can cause them to pass out in some cases. Also Cunt Divers can make a pussy squirt half way acroos a room. Cunt Divers have to be carefull so they don't cause internal bleeding to some poor bitch.

Did you see how Sara was walking this morning? A Cunt Diver must of got ahold of her last night.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.

Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it

by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007

Smellen Cunt

A hilarious parody of the name of the actress helen hunt

I fuckin hate that show mad about you, its got smellen cunt in it

by Sweat1 January 1, 2009

Cheesy Cunt.

A unsanitary vagina, one which smells like rotten cheese.
Scaby and filthy.

Man that prostitute had a cheesy cunt.

by Blue Cheese cunt February 18, 2011

cunt stuffer

A person with a large penis.

I slept with Mike last night, he's such a cunt stuffer!

by xTrollz March 11, 2011

un-cunted

An emotional state of transcendent anger, often unjustifiable or unexplainable to someone in a reasonable state of mind. Several orders of magnitude worse than being pissed off. Though sometimes seen in men, this condition can most often be seen in women, especially women who experience a sudden, uncomfortable, sour turn of fortune.

When you call that bitch back and tell her she owes another $300, she's gonna come un-cunted. Her cunt is gonna literally fall off of her body, run down here from Ottawa on it's fallopian tubes, jump up and bite you right on your fuckin' neck.

by Digital Sasquatch February 20, 2011

cunt reamer

huge cock, ie enormous penis

i jammed my cunt reamer into her cockpit

by turdlunch October 4, 2005