havana banana 

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)

Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.

havana banana by major Doko June 23, 2009

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

boardroom banana by The Spike February 21, 2007

Mud banana 

Another name for a turd

Just finished my coffee, now for my morning mud banana

Mud banana by Harry Bottum May 27, 2018

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle 

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.

You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019

Pants Banana 

Pants Banana refers to when a man has an erection that can be seen that can be seen through his jeans and resembles a banana in his pants.

"Watch out bro, somebody might see your Pants Banana>"

Pants Banana by Jack PB November 11, 2018

Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana fanna fo Fudy. Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy! 

Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana fanna fo Fudy. Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana fanna fo Fudy. Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana fanna fo Fudy. Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy! by Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana fan June 18, 2020

Wet Banana

a. An innocent outdoor family toy.
b. A penis.

There goes Billy on the Wet Banana!
Is that Mom on the Wet Banana? It is!

Wet Banana by THE MANIAC IS IN THE MAILBOX November 7, 2015