Dan:Ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*
by Baz ball May 11, 2018

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
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wanna go hangout with the bestest buddatious brothers? they are super cool and they have huge weiners
by saswizard June 8, 2023

A curse that will stick to you through good and bad (mostly bad), until the day you leave this living realm
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