by MehMilkIsMariosFavDrink February 22, 2017
Get the Applemug. An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 8, 2024
Get the Baby’s arm holding an applemug. by jzlia July 7, 2021
Get the Apple juicemug. "'ey, you got any o' dem tiny apples?"
"Pretty please with a tiny apple on top?"
"Sundaes are great with maraschino tiny apples."
"Pretty please with a tiny apple on top?"
"Sundaes are great with maraschino tiny apples."
by jmanjunk September 6, 2016
Get the Tiny Applemug. It's either a company that makes electronics that barely change every year and cost over 1000$, or it's a fruit.
person 1: Hey! I just got this new apple iphone!
person 2: That's nice, I got this fresh green apple!
person 2: That's nice, I got this fresh green apple!
by Dakiile December 13, 2021
Get the Applemug. by 459395 February 26, 2022
Get the Applemug.