moosey twat

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis
by Mercibaby December 19, 2016
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Twat Bubble

Used as an insult or to describe your trapped bubble. Twat Bubble
by Casual potato bear April 29, 2021
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Tunnel twats

Bitches that have fucked the same dude
O you fucked Mike? Me too! We're tunnel twats!
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Twat tickler teste nibbler

I have to go to my little cousins birthday party. Twat tickler teste nibbler!
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Pompous Twat

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Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like he keeps peasants on chains just to shake his cock after he pisses, he's such a pompous twat.

What a pompous twat, he looks like someone who would take his nanny when campaigning for an election and not understand the mockery because we "wouldn't comment if he'd brought his valet"
by The Twisted Navigator January 18, 2021
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quavving a twat

Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?
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