Slick Willy

The act of inserting a finger in someone's ear after coating it with precum or semen.

A slicker version of a wet willy.

Jerry had his hand in his pants, and then suddenly gave Karen a Slick Willy.

by SentiuSReX March 23, 2019

Willie mam

A word describing a girl who has and abundant amount of body hair, and looks like something found in a zoo. comes from the word willi mammoth

i was in the locker room and ashley was changing into her gym clothes and she looked like a major willi mam.

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

Willy

When your your dicks hard when your talking to a girl, then it starts itching while your talking to a girl, but you want her to send you tiddies
When her ass too fat, but your dick is small.
Call a willy your dick.

"DAMN BITCH, my willy getting silly,toot that ass up I'll fuck you up at chillis"

by eoi4k3rfkrsneodjn June 10, 2019

Willy badge

When a white man beats up a black man and takes his driver license as a trophy.

Back in my day I use to hit the bars and collect Willy badges.

by N9NE January 19, 2024

Willy Classic

A Willy Classic (aka Monroe Classic) is when somebody puts their heart and soul into a project and say it's gonna be their "next big thing" and then after two weeks let it completely die and never bring it up or talk about it ever again.

"Willy, whatever happened to that -insert thing-?"
Either; "I don't know" or no response at all
"Willy Classic..."

by Burnswood November 29, 2023

Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.

Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.

by Retsil December 3, 2021