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human ghost

a term used for people who tend to feel left out or excluded from every conversation despite being there in the condition as a living human being.
Person 1: "I was thinking of maybe we can-"
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.
by melnusghost September 29, 2025
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Human

If u were born u r a human
by Jashueo November 20, 2021
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Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.
Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.
by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019
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Meta-Human

A particular type of person who believes and lives by humanity and is not ready or incapable of moving on to new worlds future of a Meta-Verse and newer technologies..
Meta-Human (adj) Farmer Joe is a Meta-Human. We are Just beginning to work our way out of the MetaHuman world.
by GuysWord December 3, 2021
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Human Botanical

A human botanical is when someone pretends to be drunk at a party but is in fact drinking Fever Tree tonic and is sober.
"I am quite sure that Mick from #hungry_diner had the human Botanical done to him at a party by a girl named Natalie. He was on the small batch craft Gins from www.rohibitionliquor.co
by Hungry Diner August 30, 2021
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The School of Human Kindness

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!
by Hedbut December 12, 2017
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Human

He is da face of the damn earth.
He’s a human, Idiot.
by Orangutan Man March 22, 2022
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