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tough salad

the most hard salad you could ever eat
by loudclearbueaty April 27, 2017
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Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!
A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
by Robin sack October 6, 2017
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grabba salad

when u pack a bowl with a makeup of a 55/50% weed to grabba ratio. a pinch of za, a pinch of grabba, and another pinch of weed on top. and u spark the whole top trying to ash the whole bowl in one hit.
yo rod u trynna smack the grabba salad omm this bitch smackin
by erkoffaperc October 29, 2025
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Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
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retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical
your talkin' stupid like a retard salad
by kalisz June 14, 2010
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Word salad

When you ask someone a question, and their answer is so many words, mixed together and tossed, by the end of their answer you have no intelligent comprehension of what they have said.
"The internet has a significance in the passage of time. Time passes and its significant. It has significance in the passage of time. As children spend time on the internet its significant. If you spend time in the McDonald's parking lot to do your kids homework, that's a significant passage of time. That's why we will give you free internet and then you can sell your cattle significantly in time" Wow did you hear that speech? What a word salad"
by Bbqgoddess April 4, 2022
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Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.
Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024
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