A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.
Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.
by daveuk123 May 28, 2018
Get the human slothmug. by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013
Get the human videomug. To have an abortion because you are uptight about pre-marital sex or adultery or because you would rather kill your fetus than take on the massive inconvenience of parenting
Human cruelty is a termination too cruel for a kitten; let's dismember our babies, crush their skulls, a vacuum them out, ladies who don't deserve to be called that.
by LAWarachnid July 25, 2024
Get the human crueltymug. A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.
by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023
Get the Humanmug. A neat line or group of individuals who are under the effects of fentanyl or other street narcotics that exhibit the typical bent-over pose.
I was driving through Downtown L.A and say a bunch of people on fentanyl all bent over in a perfect line and thought, “wow.. the Human Fentipede.”
by RIPInfamousGhostline March 18, 2025
Get the Human Fentipedemug. Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.
For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.
Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.
Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.
by 01011110 October 4, 2017
Get the human britamug. A species that comes in many forms, the top following are; furies, thirst traps, pedophiles, wannabees, racism, sexism, lgbtq's +, mothers, hornys, perverts, etc. These creatures can be horrible at times, some are good and others are disturbing and questionable. Some are what humans call bitches. Always remember kids :) humans are awful creatures and you might become human in the future.
An example is: Those gay ass humans -that tried to use your hose as a shower because theres broke, after having a party for her dogs baby reveal- is getting arrested for trying to kidnap someone because they looked like their waifu.
by Art and Anime Lover April 8, 2023
Get the humansmug.