Big wooden box

A euphemism for a coffin.

He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box

by adirudi June 6, 2025

Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

Gutu whodo

Guitar hero

My Gutu whodo is such a fun game

by Ak6229 August 24, 2025

Ian Woodall

Ian woodall is a man who stole a bunch of old guys pensions ending up with a total of 2.5 million dollars. his annoying ass son andrew pmo sm icl but its okay in the end cos hes gonna end up like his dad in 6-7 years in jail.

stop being an Ian Woodall nobody likes you ANDREW

by halal bean burger August 24, 2025

Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick

"That guy has chopped wood"

by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025

Aiden Woodall

The coolest and hottest AND sexiesr person there is with a belligerently huge cock, whom gets all the bitches, some say he is him. He is the one who knocks, not with his hands but his cock. He wears the pants, and he is the boss

Mr. Big Wood is daddy.

Aiden Woodall is sexy and strong.

by Mr. Big Wood December 23, 2025