John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

Willy Fog

A type of brain fog when you want to engage in sexual intercourse but instead of picking a mate based on love/attraction you are just searching for anything/anyone.

Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis

“Did you see the guy Tony went home with last night? ewwww!”

“Yeah he had Willy Fog man”

by Mysoupdoughname April 26, 2025

Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

Willie

A very small object usually owned by a person called syzmon.

Person 1:what that?

Person 2:oh it’s Simons small Willie

by Ass face 127 October 1, 2020