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Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on
Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
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I’m walking backwards

When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything
Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn
by Butter bubbler December 22, 2017
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Walking shit

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.
Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit
by kamikazepig December 25, 2017
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Walking Orgasm

Caden in anything he wears when any female sees him.
by AnonFtb11 April 23, 2018
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walking with john

Walking With John is one of the best YouTube channels out there.
by Papa Joo Dominos January 1, 2018
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Walk the dog

A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.

This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
*during a FaceTime call*

Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.

The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
by Dogwalker1234 January 6, 2020
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I walk backwards so it’s always a party

White trash unemployed mullet fashionista that’s all party no work
I don’t need a future no job so I walk backwards so it’s always a party
by Bdog559 January 31, 2020
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