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Waffle

To speak like you know what your saying but you are indeed clueless
(1)whos your favorite football player
(2)It's got to be Michael Jordan just the way he moves with the ball and his foot work

Person 2 is waffling

Waffle
by @hvhs_anime September 5, 2021
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Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
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Waffle Moment

When you feel the need to bully and make fun of other. Extreme dick to other people.
I feel the need to do a Waffle Moment to the person on discord
by anonymous September 7, 2021
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fluffy waffle

A vaginas that is dirty and smells like waffles.
by suicidal April 14, 2016
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Waffle

Tasty treat only pancake lovers hate. You can add Nutella or peanut butter to make it taste different.
Ooh you made waffles!

Don’t show them to your brother he’s a pancake person.

Ok…
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Blue waffle

Josh is a blue waffle because he is a blue waffle
by Shita January 19, 2021
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Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
by canatex December 20, 2021
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