tyler moment

when someone fucks up in a situation which one should never fuck up in

“Hey you said we’d take pictures at 10 cause you have to leave at 1. It’s noon!”
“Ah my bad. That’s a tyler moment”

by bundleofsticksinabox April 3, 2024

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Tyler

Tyler LOVES tennis and eating unsalted chicken. His favorite restaurant is Swiss Chalet. His favorite dish is chicken, unseasoned. That's a little too spicy for him. All Tylers work as a slave to GENERIC FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS and enjoy playing Madden on the PS4. They also enjoy eating plain salteen crackers with a glass of sparkling water because he feels fancy.

"Hi. My name is Tyler. I LOOOVE tennis!"

by Tyler Tennis November 28, 2023

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Tyler

Dead.

Dead marriage.
Deserved to die.
Hahahahahaha your wife only loves you out of spite for ME hahahahahahahaha that "marriage" was as real as her.

Fake it till you make it " I oNlY f*cK WiTh pEOplE oN My LeVeL". Inbred idiot.

Amari thinks she loves Tyler. Tyler thinks he loves Amari. Neither one of them are honest with each other or themselves. "Love" is not meant for either of you.

Death, sexual assault, pain, repeat.

That's your past. That's your future. That's the life you chose. Dayvons slut.

by _BeautifulInsideAndOut July 18, 2023

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Annoying, Tiny child thinks he has no friends, got a girl friend, 7.1 somehow maybe the sats came through wrong, looks are a 7/10 and is kinda cool and funny.

Tyler: all I talk about is memes and I am really un popular my eyes aren't shaped properly.

by Lalaloopsieeeee421 January 4, 2020

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Roman Tyler

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.

Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.

by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

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