Turtle Lei

this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one

Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays

random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF

by 早上好中國，現在我是一個simp December 12, 2022

Turtle Belly

a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle

Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"

by lataniana bovaniana equishria April 01, 2013

Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.

Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!

by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024

sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

by Definition magician April 09, 2021

Turtle necked

When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.

While they were trying to watch the tiesto concert, Tom turtle necked John.

by wernersvillian June 11, 2017

Turtle Necked

when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.

asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker

by Graham22 October 21, 2008

Dem Turtles

A server filled with dummies (except donaven bc he is cool)

Dem Turtles is awesoem server 10/10

by CoolGuy1000005 August 25, 2021