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Turtle

A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019
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Turtle Roy

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
Where the fuck is Turtle Roys dumbass?
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025
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putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
by Ishitoften December 31, 2020
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Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024
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Meow-Turtle

A turtle with a cat tail and face.
One of the most beautiful creations and a fun word to say
Yo did you see that meow-turtle drawing is so cute.
by Rawr 😌 November 10, 2021
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Turtle

An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing
Turtle is the second best character in wings of fire there is not argument
by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021
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turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo
"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"
by Duck perv February 14, 2021
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