Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.

1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019

Toast

A piece of heaven that should be enjoyed with a good spread of butter and coffee

Kieran: “ I really want toast”

by Ben.rogers April 14, 2019

Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE

by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

tasty

a word to describe something that is delicious or good. it can be used in sarcasm when something is not delicious, like fingernails with extra dirt.

Poop pills are pretty tasty.

by TimmyTurnerTheCancerKid June 17, 2019

Toaster

An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.

1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.

by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019

toasted cracker

A sunburned white person.

Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.

by Metalheadgamerguy July 10, 2019

Toast box

That thing you stand on to tell people your opinion

Person 1: get off your toast box
Person 2: frigg off rick

by fingerblaster 4000 July 12, 2019