"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"
"No sir"
"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"
"No sir."
"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"
"... Allah Akbar?"
"No sir"
"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"
"No sir."
"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"
"... Allah Akbar?"
by Legolas Redbard November 30, 2015
When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild
by Mr.goose69 April 9, 2021
by brenboi August 11, 2023
A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer
by TiberiusC October 8, 2020
An activity has become so frenzied that it has reached a fire like pace and the friction is creating smoke.
by Goblin13 December 30, 2020
by Yoyeeyeet March 10, 2018
Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”
by Parkingticket September 29, 2023