Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

Egg

A female that doesn't know she's not a dude, and wants to grow a pair of balls and dick.

The boy girl still calls herself a female at this point, but once imitating tomboys is no longer getting it any attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something else besides an egg or a female.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

egg in the beard

Getting cum in the pubic hair.

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"

by TRYBAL April 17, 2023

Egg

3.5 grams of Weed

Hey man could I get an Egg?
How much an egg?
You got an egg on you?
I put a whole egg in this blunt!
I’m just tryna cop an egg.

by HeavySetHalo5 February 22, 2024

Scrambled Egg

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

Egg

1. A hard shell used for baby birds such as Chicken. Eggs are not a form of live birth. Most eggs from chickens ducks or may not be fertilized by a rooster so they aren't able to grow. Eggs usually have yolk inside so that the baby has something to eat.

2. Someone unsure of being trans.

1. The eggs hatched yesterday!
2. I am unsure of being trans or not, I think I'm an egg.

by Shrimppie June 7, 2021

Egg Fart

The type of fart you get after eating eggs and other types of food, often recognized by it's unique and disgusting smell.

Yesterday I was eating a crepe when I ripped an extremely disgusting egg fart.

by LordIThankYouForSunshine April 25, 2025