Goat

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is the goat

by 914JH March 21, 2017

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.

C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated

by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

Lilou the goat

Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.

"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."

by zephyurius April 11, 2024

Goat

Wil Szep is the fucking goat. No girl is worthy of him. They’re total shit fucks.

Hey Wil isn’t that girl only 13. Yes, yes she is I’m the fucking goat I can do what I want.

by Longjohnsilverscodbasket69 October 4, 2019