cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025
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Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.
Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...
by rathole November 26, 2009
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battle dump

When in a group, one has to go take a poop, stating he's taking one for the group.
"I need to take a dump," "Go for me will ya?" "I got you! I'll take a battle dump!"
by TwoKarma July 21, 2024
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Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.
“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”
by Alfredo cheesecake February 17, 2022
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pocket dump

The act of emptying all the items from one’s pockets, typically upon arriving home, often including keys, wallet, phone, loose change, and other daily carry essentials.
“just got home boutta do my pocket dump and i’ll head to bed
by ItsNarii January 05, 2025
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taco bell dump

A large behemoth of a dump that completely demolishes your toilet and can only be The result of eating 3 or more items from Taco Bell with extra fire sauce.
Bro 1: Hey dude are you hungover from last night?
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.
by JPOW 2 January 06, 2024
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disrespectful dump

Whenever you are on the toilet and you get done taking a shit and without flushing you masturbate and drop your load in the same dirty toilet water.
Hey Steve, you ever just so lazy and horny you take a disrespectful dump?
by OtakuGuy95 April 28, 2023
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