a retard. a product of one of britney spears abortions. his eyes are so far apart a blind man could shoot him in the forehead. thinks hes a rapper but hes really a faggot
by realtalk12334 September 18, 2012
Get the justin fartmug. 1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.
2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.
2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.
Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.
by mkdaddy October 21, 2013
Get the fart startermug. by zSplits December 5, 2018
Get the Cock Fartmug. An expulsion of gas from the anus just prior to a person's need to defecate. This has the odor properties of feces.
by Kate T Did November 5, 2015
Get the Prepoopatory fartmug. by Jakc83851$ July 13, 2017
Get the sea fartmug. A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.
by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021
Get the Face Fartmug. When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.
by dlboone24 October 8, 2014
Get the ghost fartmug.