Mega Training Day

Mega Training Day
A collaborative training event model which originated from a Family Law Pathways Network. Now implemented Australia wide.

The training is based on realistic case study of a separating family.

Trainees are Front Line workers in the Family Law System.

A wide range of organisations that provide services to families present information in an expo style to address the needs of the case study family.

Trainees are faciliated through an experiental, interactive learning experience in small, multi-disciplinary groups.

At the event relationships are built across services and the outcome is better referrals for separating families.

Some Networks also run Mini-Mega Days, a scaled down version of the idea.
The Mega Training Day model can be used as a basis for in-house, collaborative training involving many different organisations and types of roles. It has much better outcomes than a simple expo event.
by Jasmine Linton November 9, 2008
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Awk Train

It means awkward, but it's just more fun to say.
*awkward moment*

"Somebody just boarded the awk train.."
by THE NICKONATOR December 14, 2011
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harry train

An old Aussie metro train that only gets used in the outter suburbs.
Fuck, we’ve gotta catch a harry train home. Those stinky old trains suck.
by Blinka1 November 15, 2017
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Take a Train

A Term to tell people to go far away, Hence trains go far in a short amount of time.
I ain’t playing no games, with any fame,

Go away Paparazzi, take a train,
I’ll take a picture when I want to,
So everybody, fly away like I said shoo,
by BryanDeeeee February 26, 2021
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Job Training Mentor

A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 8, 2017
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train check

When woman approaches a man she does not know and grabs his genitals outside of his pants, as if assessing size.
I was over at Derek's house yesterday and his mom Sheryl totally train checked me!
by Don Rather September 29, 2022
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Jamaican trains

Jamaica is so dumb quitting their rail service. But if they do bring it back make the lines called pum pum and batty boy becaus that’s Jamaica’s favorite and most used words

Pum Pum goes local

And batty Bwoy goes express
Jamaican trains would be nice to revive One day
by Lily’ bam bam February 20, 2024
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