Hat

A kill/body. Mostly used by people on Florida to describe a headshot

I was posted last night trying to catch a hat but dude never showed up

by Mucifer December 22, 2022

Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

hat

something you wear on your head, no matter if its hot or cold.

Why did you look this up?

I don't like wearing hats, it makes my head itchy

by Communism Is Life December 16, 2024

Hat kid

A very interesting and comedic streamer who you should watch on Twitch and means someone who is “packing” and amazing

Hat kid is a goat

You got shit on by hat kid

Hat kid just said sum stupid shit

Hat kid has big meat

by Hatkid July 2, 2021

Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011

Vintage Hat

A vape, a term mostly used when you feining hella

“do you have a vintage hat in your car”

by Mattchew B 69420 December 27, 2022