scuzz towel

The special towel designated to be used during sex to protect the bedsheets from any scuzzy residue coming out of the participating parties.

“Yeah she squirted everywhere but my sheets were safe cause she was on my scuzz towel”

by Theyoungwolf98 April 26, 2022

Plab Towel

To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.

"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"

by godkre666 June 20, 2022

Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.

My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?

by carnyLP July 19, 2022

Backseat Toker

Somebody who is not currently participating in a smoke session, but is actively trying to encourage the participants to get higher.

Person 1: "Take another hit of the bong right now."
Person 2: "Why are you telling me to smoke more? You're not even smoking."
Person 3: "Looks like Person 1 is being a backseat toker."

by Riton July 21, 2022

Nut Tober

A challenge in which you have to ejaculate every time of the number of the day

Im about to complete nut tober but the 30th i have to nut 30 times that day.

by Hipster2 October 24, 2022

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.

That guy is such a swass towel

by not Leora August 21, 2023