max

max is one of the scariest boys you will ever meet. he gives the scariest death scares, but its ok because once you got to know him, hes actually really sweet. max is also very short, with brown eyes. if you have him as a friend, dont lose him, and always stay on his good side, because if you get on his bad side, good luck getting back. also, if hes upset, he can get really mean. he has lots of friends, but only a few that he talks to every day. max is great

did u see that guy over there?
yea, hes such a max

by ~~bubbles~~ April 11, 2021

max

Max is usaly verre ugly.and dumb and toxic and don't cara about life.fuck max

are u ok max?

max:no
ok

by atalalalalala February 07, 2022

Max

max is the boy that makes me want to listen to cheesy romance music, read cheesy romance books, and feel nervous whenever he just looks or even is in the same room with me. But hes also the guy i know i will never have. I wish he knew how i felt, and i wish a person like him would find interest in me. He looks so happy when hes with those other people, and i wish i could just make him feel that same amount of happiness. Max is the boy i want, but will never have.

Someone: hey, did you see Max?
Me: yeah.. i saw him.

by hottfreakzz December 13, 2022

Max

In Latin, Max means the Ultimate Virgin King. If someone lost their virginity, it's absorbed by him

"Stop being a Max!"
"Shut up Virgin!"

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 01, 2019

Max

Max is a pleb. he has crusty ass hands and shwanks in the school bathrooms every period

max you fucking pleb stop shwanking in the bathroom.

by rtryuhj April 28, 2022

Max

A name for a typical fuck boy usally a big white guy, who gives zero fucks about other people and kicks them off the rugby team.

There goes Max again thinking he’s coach Dowdell
Max is big for no reason
Max kicked Curtis off the rugby team

by Max the goat February 24, 2019

max

He be that pretty mf , wrd 2 u can catch hands at ems 8th grade bathroom

''max spit bars no lyin that hellfire''
-migi

geo-stfu max u ain't finna do shit
max - (shows him ''the video'')

geo - (walks out of the room)
max-(kisses girl)

by maxe.m.s. February 14, 2022