Cold shower September

Yep. A test in your ability to be uncomfortable.

UGHHHH I HATE COLD SHOWER SEPTEMBER

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 24, 2023

backdoor cold-front

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.

Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.

by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025

Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.

cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni

by largenumber7 August 13, 2019

getting cold air

Positioning legs overhead with asshole out suck cold air into thy butthole then letting it sit, lastly pushing the "cold air" out into a fart sounding noise. If this is mastered you will learn how to fart on command.

It is disgusting when andrew is getting cold air

by Totally1134 August 4, 2017

Streets cold

fucked up , bogus like a damn type of meaning.

random : “ my man blocked me after i fought his ex , brought him amiris , gave him my whole bank account”

real a$$ smart mf: “ damn streets cold ”

by slut444yb October 5, 2022

LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

Cold foam stare

A prolonged blank expression given by Starbucks customers, particularly those who regularly consume Cold Foam.

I asked her how she was paying, and she just hit me with the cold foam stare.

by MiltonGapeAss February 18, 2025