Christian Denzhel Doria

A short, chink that is extremely lazy and disrespectful to everyone, including himself

I don't think anyone likes that Christian Denzhel Doria lookin mf.

by CosmicFlo June 19, 2022

Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.

Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high”

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”

by The plug of course September 8, 2021

Christian

A person with a very petite and cute penis, but he makes up for it with his great sense of smell. He is compassionate and hopeful.

Wow did you see CHRISTIAN at the fast food joint last night!

by Edward727 March 7, 2022

Do you care about the Christians who died?

All outrage is selective. So is empathy.

A retard "Do you care about the Christians who died?"

Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

Christian

Christian is the sexiest nigga alive and touching more pape than every nigga out here he gets more hoes than every nigga in the world and he’s a factor in football

Mom when I grow up I wanna be like Christian

by Hitmanc November 21, 2023