by RWT for real October 27, 2019
Get the Wolf socksmug. Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status
She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!
by Kit Bigcannons November 27, 2022
Get the Sock blockmug. by Teresa7! July 28, 2022
Get the makie bum sockmug. The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.
Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight
by KSlamma November 19, 2020
Get the Gunk Sockmug. (verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
by james_m October 29, 2014
Get the Sock Surprise!mug. by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018
Get the Hot Dog Sockmug. by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021
Get the Fart in a sockmug.