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Social distancing

Staying six feet apart to stop the spread of an illness.
Please use social distancing while inside the 99 cents store.
by LeontiosM. June 30, 2020
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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
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Social Butterflying

Someone who is “very” active and popular on social media connections like Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat OVER sharing experiences and pics with friends and fam. Can be either female or male. They share all their micro moments of life on the internet.
J “Geez , I can’t stop SOCIAL BUTTERFLYING. I am constantly over posting on Facebook every freaking thing of my days. I have no shame!”
Q “Dude. What the heck? You can’t stop spilling the tea!”
by yrogpinklady February 18, 2021
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Social Mediation

Social Mediation (verb) or the act of social mediating is using social media to an unhealthy degree of ignoring all other application notification.
The radiologist needs to get a heavy dose of radiation in visible spectrum before sleeping through the ritual of social Mediation before bed
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woeful social

You are being very woeful social joining that group.
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
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Socially Transmitted Disruption

When emotions are passed among countless others through means of social media; Facebook, Twitter, Pintrist, ex..
Man, the local bernicrats are hosting an event in the city. Maybe we should join

The vast majority of politician pollute the truth causing a Socially Transmitted Disruption.
by Maple Pie February 26, 2017
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Social profit

The obtainment of value derived from social interactions and activities.
Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.

It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.

Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.

Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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