Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.

Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.

by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Pretty Ladies that like to inhale the good stuff and exhale the bad stuff.

oh you know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.

Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.

by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021

north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.

Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.

by jandro22 February 12, 2017

Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.

I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door

by Ryan America March 29, 2024

smoke a nig

1. to smoke a cigarette ( british)
2. to beat up a nigger(*) ( american)

* an individual with african decent

you wanna go smoke a nig?

by anonymous July 31, 2024