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Surprise

It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana
What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!
by An Ariana January 8, 2020
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Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it
Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture
by elliethelegend April 23, 2020
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Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
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Supprise ghost

Where when your girlfriend is studying or working, When she dosent see you pin her down and give her supprise facial.
Im going to give my girlfriend a surprise ghost tonight when she's working. Supprise ghost when you nut on her face when shes working.
by Im15 October 29, 2020
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surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020
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Surprise Party

When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknobbutt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!
Don’t let Jed beat you to the house, last time he hit me with the surprise party!
by Bortt October 17, 2020
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