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Sock

The thing that lives under your bed and you don't know where it went.
Me: Hey Dad, where did my sock go?
Dad:
by Autism Donor December 18, 2019
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Sock

Me:Hey you sock
Other guy:what do you mean
Me:it means you suck
Other guy:no u, I have uno reverse card
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 23, 2019
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Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.
"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."
by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019
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Poop Sock

A special sick designed for holding ones poop. This special item is so important you don’t want your mother to find.
by Mr. Marvel May 14, 2019
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sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
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Collecting Socks

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019
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Collecting Socks

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019
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