shower onion

The pearl onion sized load that falls out of a lady after a night of unprotected sex in the #1 hole.

Suzie dropped a shower onion the morning after meeting a used car salesman at the bar.

by Bill Todd is a legend February 13, 2021

turkish shower

the act of engaging in intercourse while amongst an enviroment that closley resimbles that of a ancient Aztec waterfall.

Where's Matt? ...Oh, he is taking a Turkish shower... again

by Andrew The Chinese Mason August 6, 2006

Slowery

To be mentally retarded

You slowery mf shut up

by monkegratug November 22, 2021

Slowery

To be mentally retarded on some unholy level

You slowery mf shut up

by monkegratug November 22, 2021

[Showerspective]

Putting things into perspective while taking a shower. Being thoughtful and coming to a conclusion in the shower.

I think I'm going to get someshowerspective on this situation.

by Joseph.ita March 1, 2009

Shlower

Having sex in the shower... While the female is on her period.

What do you mean you can't have sex when you're on your period? There's such a thing as the shower!

OMG, shlower!

by concerned sophomore January 15, 2009

sloberer

Sloberer- The name given to a person who engages in the act of oral sex whilst sober.

Etymology: The slurred, drunken, contracted form of 'Sober Blowjob Giver' resulted in the formation of this word.

Noun: Slober - The act itself

"You don't even drink and you did it! Damn sloberers giving slobers like there's no tomorrow!"

"Awwww, man, I can't believe you gave him a slober last night at that party! That is gross!"

by Zumoid November 30, 2009