Pimp

A financially independant man that legally has 4 wives like Prophet Muhammad SAW & handles all of them with care

I'm a simp and I'm a pimp, I make The Devil limp.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.

"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"

by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013

pimp son

pimp son , the average uncle of a black family ,wears stud earrings doesnt really call they mom and flips cookout food on the grill with they fingers

“hey grandma did you speak to uncle elroy ?”
Grandma: “no you know that boy dont call anyones hes a
pimp son”

by Pimp son the destroyer April 4, 2022

Peasant Pimp

Someone who orchestrates the work of women have lower society

The peasant pimp had to keep his girls in line.

by Smkeking October 2, 2023

pimp

Londyn n stuart

n; londyn a pimp

y; on me she be pimp is pimpn

by lossndidnbdd June 22, 2019

Shifty pimping

Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah

That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

pimp

an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.

my old mate jerry was a pimp and i saw the sneaky bastard taking a fiver out of a 16 yearolds bra!

by fuckor November 1, 2020