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Full Straight Homo

A person who tries to act completely straight but is actually very homosexual in nature.
Michael: "I am entirely straight. I am fully straight."
Cheng: "Yeah, a Full Straight Homo"
by The Bdogs February 12, 2007
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straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*
“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis
by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019
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straight bon bon

bon bon- sweet treat
straight- straight up, totally, complete

straight bon bon-straight up treat
by wannabe LisaCim December 29, 2011
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)
by Its ur boi May 13, 2018
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STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!
TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA
by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022
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The "They're Straight" Dilemma

When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them
Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma
by Miner_man August 31, 2016
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