RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

Gas Station Rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.

-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!

by bryan C. July 23, 2007

rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?

by phatskinnyguy August 3, 2019

3 box rule

a form of rule in counter strike:source in a prison break server whereby terrorists stay 3 boxes away from the vent

3 box rule is in effect motherfucker

by LucoZ August 10, 2009

the colon and p rule

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face

The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect

by flavorsnades September 3, 2010

Audio Rule 34

If it can be heard, There is a dubstep remix about it.

Kyle: Did you here that Audio Rule 34 of the South Park theme song?
Jon:No, I was to busy listening to my new Album where DJSmellySock Audio Rule 34ed sounds of old women trying to pass gas

by TarzanMan January 8, 2012

The Puffy Coat rule

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.

Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.

by DefinitionGoose December 3, 2011